Everything buyers ask before sending a URL. Async, written, 24-48h. No kickoff calls, no retainer theater. Priced for solopreneurs who want decision-grade CRO in one sitting.
An async roast of your first 5 seconds: hero, headline, CTA, proof. Friction points plus exact rewrites, in 24-48h. No call.
24-48h async. You send the URL; you get a written teardown document. No kickoff, no debrief call.
Headlines first, then subhead, CTA microcopy, proof order. You get before/after blocks pasted straight into the page, so your team ships without guessing. See the 49 USD Studio Pack.
Solo founders and micro-SaaS teams of 1-5 people. Indie and bootstrapped. Allergic to enterprise process. If your launch needs a steering committee, this is not for you.
Copy drives it; design notes only where layout kills conversion (contrast, hierarchy, one primary CTA). No full redesign.
First-5-seconds lens, CTA friction scoring, paste-ready rewrites. Not a 40-page PDF with stock advice.
URL, one-line ICP, current CTA and price. Enough to start.
No. Teardowns raise clarity and click probability; traffic quality still matters. Shippable fixes guaranteed, not percentages.
Written teardown plus rewrite blocks plus machine endpoints (llms.txt, ai-info.html). One-time, async, no subscription.
Pick the Studio Pack CTA, send URL plus ICP. Teardown lands in 24-48h. Iterate async after.